First, THE CONTROL YOUR MAN REMOTE
Why waste precious time and energy trying to control the thoughts and actions of your significant other when you can automate the process? Just push a button and let our talking remote controller do it for you.
The mate remote delivers a riot of verbal one-offs and funny sound effects sure to keep your spouse on the right track.
2 AA batteries included.
The Control Your Man Remote features 18 saying including the following:
- "The Queen speaketh!"
- "Time to listen!"
- "What about my needs?"
- "What were you thinking?"
- "Whoa, ever hear of foreplay?"
- "Kiss me, you fool!"
- "Just tell me you love!"
- & more
Such a funny things right? Then take a look at this stuff bellow
This stuff is called the iPlunge
Low tech usually sucks and this iPLUNGE phone stand is no different. It literally sucks via it's plunger onto a iPHONE or a similar device making a handy stand. Why? Perfect to watch movies and such - upright or wide screen. Just imagine the laughs as you pull out your plunger and go Luigi on your high tech device?
Such a great idea right? then how about this?
Pocket
Get Off The Phone Excuse Machine Keychain
No need to fake a convulsion to get off the phone - not when you have the handy Get Off The Phone Excuse Machine. Next time that pesky telemarketer calls just press one of the 6 buttons of different sounds to get you off the phone fast! BONUS - Use the Get Off The Phone Excuse Machine on friends and family and have yourself some gut busting fun!
Freedom is just "the press of a button" away!!
I LOVE this freakin' device and you will too GUARANTEED.
And the last is :
Snifty
Deliciously Scented Pens
The Sniftys Scented Pens are the ultimate test of the olfactory senses coming in four sweet flavors: Strawberry, Watermelon, Bubble Gum & Vanilla Frosted Cupcake with corresponding labels that just add to the pens ambiance.
Don't you think your day will be better if you spend the morning writing with a Strawberry and have a afternoon scent break with a Vanilla Frosted Cupcake?
The ink of each pen is black. Made with advanced scent technology of Auracell, each pen's pungent delicious aroma is embedded in the tip and the clip. Non-toxic. Intended for use by Ages 3+.
They smell so good you could eat them. (They are non-toxic but we can't be responsible if you munch on them).
I HEART ALL OF THIS STUFF :) SUCH A SIMPLE IDEA BUT VERY USEFULL
source : BaronBob