First, THE CONTROL YOUR MAN REMOTE
Why waste precious      time and energy trying to control the thoughts and actions of      your significant other when you can automate the process? Just      push a button and let our talking remote controller do it for      you.
The mate remote      delivers a riot of verbal one-offs and funny sound effects sure      to keep your spouse on the right track.
2 AA batteries      included.
The Control Your Man Remote features 18 saying including the      following:
- "The Queen speaketh!"
- "Time to listen!"
- "What about my needs?"
- "What were you thinking?"
- "Whoa, ever hear of       foreplay?"
- "Kiss me, you fool!"
- "Just tell me you love!"
- & more
 Such a funny things right? Then take a look at this stuff bellow
 
 
 
 
This stuff is called the iPlunge
Low tech usually sucks and this iPLUNGE         phone stand is no         different. It literally sucks via it's plunger onto         a iPHONE or a similar device making         a handy stand. Why? Perfect to watch movies and such         - upright or wide screen. Just imagine the laughs as you pull         out your plunger and go Luigi on your high tech         device?
Such a great idea right? then how about this?
Pocket
        Get Off         The Phone Excuse Machine Keychain
No need to fake a convulsion to         get off the phone - not when         you have         the         handy Get Off The Phone Excuse Machine. Next time         that pesky telemarketer calls just press one of the         6 buttons of different sounds to get you off the         phone fast! BONUS - Use the Get Off The Phone Excuse         Machine on friends and         family and have yourself some gut busting fun! 
Freedom is just "the press of a button" away!!
I LOVE         this freakin' device and you will too GUARANTEED.
And the last is :
 
 
Snifty
Deliciously Scented Pens
The Sniftys Scented Pens are the ultimate test of the olfactory      senses coming in four sweet flavors: Strawberry, Watermelon,      Bubble Gum & Vanilla Frosted Cupcake with corresponding labels      that just add to the pens ambiance.
Don't you think your day will be better if      you spend the morning writing with a Strawberry and have      a afternoon scent break with a Vanilla Frosted Cupcake?      
The ink of each pen is black. Made      with advanced scent technology of Auracell, each pen's pungent      delicious aroma is embedded in the tip and the clip.  Non-toxic.      Intended for use by Ages 3+.
They smell so good you could eat      them. (They are non-toxic but      we can't be responsible if you munch on them). 
I HEART ALL OF THIS STUFF :) SUCH A SIMPLE IDEA BUT VERY USEFULL
source : BaronBob